Flat Daddy should NEVER go to
Walmart, people stare way too much and ask too many dumb questions.
- Who is that?
- Why do you carry him around?
- Is that really your Dad? Yeah dummy they think this cardboard cutout is their Dad!
- ...odd stare...AWKWARD
The kids though LOVE taking him to
Walmart, myself I hate going to
Walmart and the thought of having to talk to PEOPLE while I am in
Walmart is enough to send me overboard. Oh wait - the idea that I now have to take children with me to
Walmart is enough to make me crazy, then add in everything I babbled about above....
CALGON. Flat Daddy just doesn't make the cut and when I need to go to
Walmart I wish Flat Daddy could just stay home with the kids.
Flat Daddy, Wyatt and Caitlin on the
Walmart Benches!
Have a great week!
Mrs. Flat Daddy
Flat Daddy, Wyatt and Caitlin on the Walmart Benches!
Flat Daddy's just not that good of a baby sitter, huh?
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH! I almost peed my pants while reading this! Way too funny! :)
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